Writings on becoming a dad for the first time, plus assorted other gubbins.
What on earth?????No clue!
Is it something cut into quarters?
It is a nectarine, cut into quarters, you win :-)
I'm assuming it's not a bit of quail so quarters of something..? or quads?
Just quarters. I did consider getting quail eggs, but thought that'd be cheating :-)
Is it quarters?
It is sir, it is.
Quaters of turnip or a neeeeep?!
Just quarters innit. I can't even come up with a guess for yours!